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EVENT 1: Paint Ball and Packed Lunch (Subway?):  Cost $32.00

(Prices include entry fee, equipment, and 500 paint balls.  Subtract $10 for those bringing their own equipment.)

Paint Ball @ Proving Grounds

Date: June 6

Time: 10:30AM – 2:00pm?

Duration: 3.5 hours

Where: Proving Grounds Paintball, 4440 St. Rd. 47, Sheridan, IN 46069

Phone: (317) 758-6622

E-mail: info@pgpaintball.net

Website: http://www.pgpaintball.net/

Travel Time from Kokomo:  43 mins

EVENT 2: Travel and Shower (Bring your own towel):  Cost $0.00

Travel to Hampton Inn Indianapolis/Carmel to shower

Hampton Inn Indianapolis/Carmel

12197 N. Meridian Street, Carmel, Indiana, USA 46032

Tel: +1-317-843-1100 Fax: +1-317-705-9875

Travel Time from Proving Grounds Paintball:  30 mins

EVENT 3: Dinner and Comedy:  Cost $4.00 + 2 drinks minimum + Dinner

Morty’s Comedy Joint in Indy to see… (Marques Bunn’s show?)

Date: June 6

Dinner Time: 4 – 6 pm

Comedy Time:  6:00pm (Get entrance at Will Call NOT at main entrance)

Duration: 3.5 hours

Where: 3625 East 96th Street, Indianapolis, IN 46240 (next to Eddie Merlot’s)

Phone: 317.848.5500

Website: http://www.mortyscomedy.com

Event Calendar: http://www.mortyscomedy.com/tbcalendar.php

Travel Time from Hampton Inn:  13 mins

EVENT 4A:  “Hugger” with Bart

Hugger

Date:  June 6

Time: 10:00 pm

805 Belvedere Dr, Kokomo, IN 46901 (765) 457-4908

Travel Time from Comedy Club:  58 mins

EVENT 4B:  Snacks, Beer and Nintendo Wii Deathmatch

Nintendo Wii Deathmatch

1066 Springwater Rd., Kokomo, IN 46902

Travel Time from Comedy Club:  50 mins

EVENT 5:  Slow Spiral

Bart’s House

Date: June 7

Time:  1:00AM – 2:00 AM

Where: 1066 Springwater Rd., Kokomo, IN 46902

Travel Time from Hugger:  8 mins

EVENT 6:  Rich Drives Overflow to Hampton Inn Carmel and Others

Date:  June 8

Time:  2:00AM – 3:00AM

Where: Hampton Inn Indianapolis/Carmel:  12197 N. Meridian Street, Carmel, Indiana 46032

Travel Time from Bart’s:  50 mins

I was in the work restroom today.  There are 3 urinals right next to each other, there was 1 person in the whole restroom other than me, and he had decided to use the center urinal.  As I walked in, I noticed the dude was holding his iPhone in one hand as he was peeing…

So I settle in, right next to him, (obviously this man has no regards for maniquite with being in the center stall) and start doing my business, the whole while, this dude is using his iPhone and peeing.   The whole time, I’m desperately fighting the urge to punch the guy in the face.  The only thing that stopped me was the fact that I didn’t want to get piss on my pants.

He finishes up his business, zips up (single handed), washes his single hand with 1 hand, gets paper towel with his non-iPhone hand and dries off.. the whole time, I don’t think he actually took his eye off of his iPhone the whole time.  I’m not sure if I should be impressed by the fact that this dude could do this, or annoyed because this dude can’t stop smsing or surfing the web long enough to take a piss.

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What do you all think?  Let me know! 

<— That’s right, it’s a cartoon version of me..  except I forgot to turn the eyes blue.

I was in the parking garage today and I see this VW with this thing on the back of it.  It actually moves too… I’m really conflicted about how I feel about this thing.  On one hand, it’s kinda funny, on the other hand IT IS FUCKING STUPID.

I took 2 pictures.  You can click them both to see bigger versions.