Bye Bye Chicken
As I said before, the Wife and I are on a diet. It’s goin alright.
I was feeling a little lazy this evening and couldn’t figure out what I wanted to fix for dinner. We had a few thawed chicken breasts in the fridge so I figured I’d cook them up and make a salad. Then I would have enough to cut up for Dusty tomorrow if she wanted some too.
So I’m cooking them up on the stove and decide that I should have cut them in half because they were just too thick. Raw chicken disgusts me so I didn’t want to do it when I started cooking, but I didn’t want them to dry out and burn either, so I pulled one breast out of the pan, and cut it up into pieces so it’d cook better. I reach in and grab the other breast with my handy dandy tongs, pull it out of the pan and promptly dropped it into the sink.
Luckily the sink was empty and clean.
So I go to grab the breast with my tongs that have failed me and the damn thing slid into the garbage disposal before I was able to grab it!
So that’s the end of my chicken breast. I thought about it for a few minutes. Thought ok.. I could pull that bastard out of the garbage disposal and cut it up and try to forget where it’s been… But I know what the inside of those garbage disposals are like, and they are DISGUSTING. So Flick, I flick the switch on the disposal.. ARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARAR… bye bye chicken. I just kept thinking… Glad it wasn’t a steak.
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I googled chicken breast grabage disposal because my husband dropped a chicken breast down the disposal, reached in, grabbed it, cooked it and ate it. We were curious if anyone else does this and he said with all the millions of people and millions of chicken breasts this has to have happened before. I found this story amusing! I say- grind it up because I am not eating it!