I’m a Fat Bastard
My wife and I are on a diet.
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We’ve done this diet thing before, it actually worked and both of us were able to keep a large amount of the weight we lost off for a decent amount of time. We decided to go back on it after the holidays so we could fit comfortably in our clothes.
So far it’s working alright. Both of us have been doing pretty well, she has much better willpower than I do, which is good since she does most of the grocery shopping. And since I’m lazy that means I’m going to eat right also because there’s nothing but healthy crap in our house at the moment and I’m too lazy to go out and get something unhealthy. I guess that’s a good thing, right?
Last night we didn’t have a particularly exciting or filling dinner. it wasn’t bad at all… it just wasn’t very filling or satisfying. That’s the problem with diets, right? They tend to be a little less than satisfying, I mean, what’s more satisfying than a big pile of mashed potato’s with milk gravy and butter (I’m talking food here, nothing dirty, pervs.). I can assure you, cooked zucchini is not.
Anyway, last night we were watching “Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives” on FoodTV. That was a mistake. It was all about hamburger joints and fried food… about 10 minutes into the show, Mrs. Granson and I are basically ready to devour anything that came in front of us. It was horrible… I was seriously ready to get dressed (I was in my spongebob pants and slippers) and head out into the wind and snow to get anything, all she had to do was say the word… Sadly she resisted the temptation and we just decided to go to bed hungry.
We didn’t even have any Bacon.
Just for the record, I’m typing this while eating a Lemon bar. The wife of one of the guy’s here at work made Lemon Bars for everyone. I couldn’t insult her by not eating one.. so I’m doing it to keep from hurting her feelings. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
I feel guilty. I’ll get over it.
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