I Feel Old
Man. I’ve been feeling old lately.
I think it partly comes from the fact that I made the mistake of growing a beard. That bad boy had LOTS of gray in it. It made me look old and made me feel old.
Sometimes I’m running late enough to work that I catch a show called "The Writer’s Almanac" on NPR. It’s a very short show that is narrated by Garrison Keillor. Basically he gives a bit of information on what happened this day in poetry and then reads a poem. Today’s poem really hit me. Ask my wife, she’ll tell you that this is pretty much how I will be when I finally do get old… not so much the fashion, but the outlook.
"When I Am Old" by Ray Nargis
When I am old I shall wear a ball cap
From the St. Louis Browns
Because my grandfather once played in their farm system,
Or maybe a John B. Stetson hat, three-corner fold,
Four X and black chinos with both suspenders and a belt
And the knees ripped out, not as a fashion statement,
But from work.
And black biker boots and a T-shirt with the slogan
"I’m Working On My Issues."
I’ll use a walking stick and not a cane
And have a key ring with about a hundred keys
And I won’t know what any of them open and I won’t care.When I am old I’ll drink whiskey in the morning
And coffee at night
And laugh and spit and swear wherever I want.
When I am old I’ll help Girl Scouts across the street
Even if they don’t want to go
And I won’t have a car
And I won’t have a bike
And I’ll walk everywhere.When I am old I’ll have a dog named Sam Peckinpaw
And some summer’s morning I’ll lock up the house
And old Sam and I will walk over to see to see one of my sons
Even if he lives two states away.
When I am old I’ll tell people exactly what I think of them
And surprisingly, most of the time it really will be good stuff.
When I am old I won’t have a TV
And I won’t have a radio
And I won’t have a computer or a clock or a phone in the house.
I won’t read books and I won’t read magazines
And I won’t read newspapers and maybe, finally
I’ll learn something just watching the birds and the weather.
Maybe getting old won’t be so bad.
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