iPee
I was in the work restroom today. There are 3 urinals right next to each other, there was 1 person in the whole restroom other than me, and he had decided to use the center urinal. As I walked in, I noticed the dude was holding his iPhone in one hand as he was peeing…
So I settle in, right next to him, (obviously this man has no regards for maniquite with being in the center stall) and start doing my business, the whole while, this dude is using his iPhone and peeing. The whole time, I’m desperately fighting the urge to punch the guy in the face. The only thing that stopped me was the fact that I didn’t want to get piss on my pants.
He finishes up his business, zips up (single handed), washes his single hand with 1 hand, gets paper towel with his non-iPhone hand and dries off.. the whole time, I don’t think he actually took his eye off of his iPhone the whole time. I’m not sure if I should be impressed by the fact that this dude could do this, or annoyed because this dude can’t stop smsing or surfing the web long enough to take a piss.
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ha ha! That would annoy the heck out of me, too. Thank goodness women get all enclosed when we pee. And I have a good guess as to who it was. 2nd floor…iphone…arrogance….I bet I know.